Ever since Big Brother moved to Channel 5 it’s not been a secret that it is well and truly crap.
I don’t think I’ve sat down and willingly watched it for at least five years.
But did anyone else just watch who went into the house for this years Celebrity Big Brother?
I think the producers have finally got it right!
First to go in was Louie Spence- Marmite of the danceworld, you either love him or hate him.
Personally, I love him. As a typical Essex girl, I love gays- especially those that can dance
10/10 for Louie Spence CBB!
Next in was Lauren Harries. Honestly, no idea who he/she is.
But the dress was nice so 2/10 for that CBB!
After Lauren was Sophie Anderton and despite being an ex coke addict, she’s pretty cool.
Cute dress and she seems pretty nice in the Temple of Celebrity so far so I think she’ll be quite liked in the house.
However I don’t think she has what it takes to win I’m afraid.
6/10 for Sophie CBB!
After Sophie went in CBB introduced two legends- Vicky Entwistle and Bruce Jones AKA Corries Janice and Les!!!!!
Already voted as the most famous in the house these two were in Corrie for yearssssssss.
Who doesn’t like Janice and Les, these two are great- 8/10!
They’re so cute.
The next ‘celeb’ to enter the house is a little lass called Courtney Stodden.
Well…
I don’t really know what to say about this one.
Married at 16 to a 51-year-old, younger than me, tits bigger than her brain and obsessed with herself… I’m sure she’s a lovely girl.
In typical Big Brother fashion, they must have some big boobed blonde woman in there for the lads.
3/10 CBB.
Once Courtney had made friends with Les and Janice, they then bought in a childhood favourite.
ABZ FROM FIVE!
I LOVED Five when I was younger and watching them on the Big Reunion earlier on in the year made me love them all over again.
Although he talks like a bit of twat at times, you can’t not love a Five band member.
7/10 for Abz woo!
After Abz came a few people I’m not really familiar with.
Cosmetic surgery entrepreneur Danielle Marr and some guy called Dustin Diamond who used to be in Saved by the bell.
I don’t know anything about Danielle so I’m not one to judge, but her dress was pretty cool so she gets a 5/10.
As far as Dustin goes, Hmm…
There was something about a sex tape mentioned in his VT, but like I said I’m not one to judge.
He looks like a bit of a nob though- 4/10 haha!
Up next was the best part of the programme.
It’s only Charlotte from Geordie Shore.
WOOHOOOOOO!
If you haven’t already guessed, I’m a huge geordie shore fan, in fact it’s actually on in the background now whilst I’m writing this.
She my favourite in the house and has over 1.4 million twitter followers.
Completely normal, what you see is what you get.
This girl is bound to get far with the following she has and the views for this show are going to go through the roof just because she is on it.
10/10 nice choice CBB!
Next up was another great choice.
Mmmm, he’s so gorgeous, its Mario from TOWIE.
Now I know he’s had his bad press and honestly I still don’t forgive him for cheating on my roadtrip friend Lucy Meck BUT he is pretty cool.
And hot.
Hehe!
Although it’s a good choice, he looks extremely nervous so who knows what he’s going to bring to the house.
9/10 for Mario CBB (he lost a point for the lucy drama!)
Last to go in was two older housemates.
Loose Women’s Carol McGiffin and Football Legend Ron Atkinson.
Now I don’t really know these two but Loose Women and a Football Legend, there’s nothing wrong with that!
6/10 for both of them.
So that’s it.
Another year of Celebrity Big Brother has begun and strangely enough… I think I might actually watch it!
What is happening to me?!
This isn’t how normal single people live their lives, I should be out partying instead of watching a show that is way past it’s heyday.
But I guess that’s just me, I’m not normal at all!
I wonder who is going to win…
Ciao!